An infinitely recursive edge caching redirector that took hotmail sign in from 40 server to 3 and was rolled into iis (windows server) after they laid me off the day my maternity leave turned to parental leave.
If you ever log into a Microsoft service and see go. redirecting you around, it’s probably still that or a variation.
It was the first web application I wrote. I had a GED.
Internally we called it wonkavator. For the patent we made the name as long as possible:
Programmatic Response for Detected Variants of http requests. September 2005.
You are on a roll, Stacy. So funny. So biting. God, I like the mean Stacy. A little scary, but well worth the anxiety.
Here I am with an actual patent and had no idea it could get me OUT of this dumpster fire until recently, lmao.
A patent for what, Love?
An infinitely recursive edge caching redirector that took hotmail sign in from 40 server to 3 and was rolled into iis (windows server) after they laid me off the day my maternity leave turned to parental leave.
If you ever log into a Microsoft service and see go. redirecting you around, it’s probably still that or a variation.
It was the first web application I wrote. I had a GED.
Internally we called it wonkavator. For the patent we made the name as long as possible:
Programmatic Response for Detected Variants of http requests. September 2005.
I wrote it with a sick kid napping on me. 💕